So, my dad ended up going to the grocery store today and picked up a giant thing of cheese balls for me. I'd seen it on sale a week or two ago and thought, hey, why not.
Clearly I forgot how big it was. 35oz is a lot of puffed cheese snacks.
As soon as I saw it in the kitchen, I spotted the expiration date -- March 26.
I accept your challenge, Kroger.